Don’t flatter yourself by thinking that you are the worst thing to ever happen to me.
Get over yourself.
I was doomed long before you.
Drinking juice until I feel sick, fuck yeah.
For real, Chris Hemsworth and Chris Pine are my favorite kind of white-man-sexy.
Get a job now.
Practice your violin more.
Don’t leave the piano.
This won’t be forever.
spare some junk, kid?
Run, really really fast.
Go be a jeweler.
Stay off the flovent
Auntie Honey is wrong.
Trust in your self.
You didn’t deserve that
Law is a racket.
Go take Spanish. Seriously
Don’t fuck [name redacted].
they don’t love you
females are your allies.
He’s not coming back.
They’re not your friends.
my first legit period in like over half a year lololol kill me.
The Hemsworth brothers, Tom Hanks, and Meryl Streep star in a 1:00 “Charlie Bit My Finger” spoof
is thiS FOR REAL DID THEY ACTUALY TAKE THE TIME TO DO THIS I CAN NOT HANDLE
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
I actually did this on a math test scantron once.
I want dinner.
I wish I felt like replying to this stupidass douchefuck who decided to add a useless little spiel onto my post.
There are enough men who use their penises as weapons against women, and there are enough women who have been hurt by a penis, that it is 100% within a woman’s rights to feel threatened and/or repulsed by penises.
There’s literally nothing you can say to convince me otherwise, so don’t try.
this is possibly one of the smartest thing someone did hahaahha
But like, this is expected of the mother. She doesn’t get any rewards for doing what is expected- which is taking care of her baby and her household. Why does she have to reward her husband because he can’t act like a responsible adult?
actually a really good point
this is kind of disgusting
this is HORRIFYING. holy fuck. you shouldn’t have to reward people for taking care of their own children
ew gross who needs a fucking blow job just to clean up after their children
i feel bad for this poor woman, she’s got actual children, and then she’s fucking married to one, too
Way to take something funny and shit all over it. You don’t know their relationship of life so calm the fuck down, take a breath, step outside the internet, and collect yourselves.
There is more to your tiny little worlds.
gee, sorry for thinking that men should want to take care of their children and that women don’t owe men sexual favors for it. relationships should actually be more than a rapey fucking chore so yeah there is more to it and no i don’t need to calm down and you can fucking piss off. stop giving gross ass men a free pass to be gross and lazy and expect worship over the most mundane of things expected of them.
women don’t need treat-sheets to take care of their children. what do you think it should be like, giving a man a gold star and a cold beer for just not eating his young? the fuck is the matter with you?
"Tiny little worlds"
The irony here is that the very reason we find this disgusting and is because our world views are broad enough to understand the context this “funny” chart exists in, and hence, why it’s not funny.
So um, who’s actually the one with the “tiny” world, here?