if ariel doesn’t get the thing then we’re living in the ocean
it’s true it’s been decided
^^^^ True shit.
girl just put your violin on the grill and have a feast
So like, there are a few videos on youtube of me playing with a soprano and basso continuo for the soprano’s junior recital and I thought if there’s anyone I follow who would be interested, it’s you. Do you wanna seeee?
When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule
“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”
yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,
“Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”
So according to my parents, I should be “trying to get along with my brother” by basically letting him talk shit about me and walk all over me without pushing back.
How about no????
How about he “tries to get along” with me by NOT BEING A FUCKING JERK ABOUT EVERY LITTLE FUCKING THING???
But nooooo. Instead of demanding him to take responsibility for his douchbaggery, they demand that I just shut up and take it. They’re like “He’s just trying to be friendly! Can’t you take a joke?”
OH, I’M SORRY. I DIDN’T KNOW THEY WERE JOKES BECAUSE THEY WEREN’T FUCKING FUNNY!!!!
It just makes me so goddamn livid.
It makes me want to kill things.
Because apparently it’s easier for my parents to tell me to “just stop being so sensitive” than it is for them to discipline their goddamn son.
Just seriously, fuck all of them right now.
So he just kinda-fixed my laptop for me, which is yay!
But then he also threw a petty little bitch fit about something stupid, which is boo.