thatannoyingradfern

equius:

one time i said “no hetero, no hetero” in school

and this popular athletic straight boy sittin in front of me turned around super slow and looked at me and went “no… hetero?” in the TINIEST MOST BROKEN VOICE IMAGINABLE like he looked and sounded so timid and confused and he was looking at me like his whole life has been a lie because he realized he might be sitting near a queer person

OH MY GOD

youhauntyourbagofbones

vinebox:

I never heard this part of the song

STILL FUNNY

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niggaimdeadass:

babefield:

flawlessxqueen:

vinebox:

Check this out

I need a full video.

DAMN

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg.

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weloveshortvideos:

I am done speaking with squirrels - Vine by JEROME JARRE

HAHAHAHAHA

Good fucking god I wish writers would stop describing tongues in makeout scenes. IT’S NOT SEXY IT’S JUST WEIRD. 

"PROBING"

"DANCING"

"PLAYING"

NO JUST STOP

STOP STOP STOP

When I hear PROBING I think of somebody making their tongue rigid and hard and then just sticking it into someone’s mouth and poking around like a little metal rod. 

When I hear DANCING I think of tongues doing a fucking waltz together.

When I hear PLAYING I think of tongues playing motherfucking patty-cake or Miss Mary Mack or some shit like that just STOP STOP STOP. 

Thinking about my blog title and how I sometimes really hate being pretty

But then it’s like, I can afford to say “fuck pretty” because I happen to fit into like 90% of what society dictates is “pretty.”

But then at the same time, prettiness isn’t exactly a privilege. Women are oppressed and demeaned just for being women, how “pretty” we are has shit all to do with how well we’ll be treated on the grand scheme of things. 

It’s just another side of the same shitty coin. 

Fuck pretty, fuck ugly, fuck everything.