DK I SAW YOUR POST I FEEL SO ACCOMPLISHED DO I WIN SOMETHING
one time i said “no hetero, no hetero” in school
and this popular athletic straight boy sittin in front of me turned around super slow and looked at me and went “no… hetero?” in the TINIEST MOST BROKEN VOICE IMAGINABLE like he looked and sounded so timid and confused and he was looking at me like his whole life has been a lie because he realized he might be sitting near a queer person
OH MY GOD
SHE DIPPED HER TONGUE INTO HIS DICKHOLE OH MY GOD
(I’m reading a Zutara fanfic and omgomgomgomg I CAn”TS TOP LAUGHING)
Idk maybe it’s just me. Maybe the visuals I attach to words are just too strong and literal.
And oh god “exploring” is another one.
"Their tongues explored each other’s mouths"
like wtf are they on a fucking expedition or some shit? Trekking through valleys? Camping on mountain tops?
Good fucking god I wish writers would stop describing tongues in makeout scenes. IT’S NOT SEXY IT’S JUST WEIRD.
NO JUST STOP
STOP STOP STOP
When I hear PROBING I think of somebody making their tongue rigid and hard and then just sticking it into someone’s mouth and poking around like a little metal rod.
When I hear DANCING I think of tongues doing a fucking waltz together.
When I hear PLAYING I think of tongues playing motherfucking patty-cake or Miss Mary Mack or some shit like that just STOP STOP STOP.
Thinking about my blog title and how I sometimes really hate being pretty
But then it’s like, I can afford to say “fuck pretty” because I happen to fit into like 90% of what society dictates is “pretty.”
But then at the same time, prettiness isn’t exactly a privilege. Women are oppressed and demeaned just for being women, how “pretty” we are has shit all to do with how well we’ll be treated on the grand scheme of things.
It’s just another side of the same shitty coin.
Fuck pretty, fuck ugly, fuck everything.
your hair is sooo pretty!!!!
Thank you! :D I’m actually trying out a new style. Usually I wear my hair in tiny twists so I decided to do a twist-out, which is basically just the result of undoing all the twists so it’s a bunch of little curly thingies. I’m glad you like it!