FYI: If you're the sort of person who needs trigger warnings, I should advise you that this may not be the best blog for you to follow. I think trigger warnings are great but I rarely ever have the presence of mind to use them, so I thought I'd give you all a fair warning.
Also, another thing you may like to know is that I do not engage in internet arguments. At all. Ever. So if you intend to argue with me, I'm afraid I won't be any fun because I won't respond.